Sunday, June 21, 2009

You know you're an Engineer when...

1. You have no life and can prove it mathematically.

2. You can remember 7 passwords, but not your anniversary.

3. To you "couples" and "moments" have nothing to do with love.

4. You use Greek letters just as often as English.

5. You spend Friday nights doing homework.

6. You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.

7. The further you advance into engineering, the low-er your spel...ling abil(e?)lty gets.

8. You assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier.

9. Your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.

10. You understand at least five of these indicators.

4 comments:

Amarant said...

lol good ones

from where did you get it?? maybe there's one for finance ppl :p

Amjad said...

I gathered them from different sources. There are tons of these on the internet, I just chose my favorite 10 and put them here.

I over-emphasize point no. 5 because that's typically what I do every single Friday, or every weekend for that matter :)

Meteor said...

LOOOL ROFL :D

really nice ones and understood em all :)

i liked #3 coz really when i read the world couple straightway i thought of the physics couple LOOOL ;P

9iddi8a said...

LOL I could relate to many of those :P Nice ones!